So also this one time THE LAST WEEK OF FEBRUARY Kam and I went to dinner with a close friend. We told her about our plans. WE TOLD HER ABOUT OUR PLANS.
She told us about a blind date she had planned that weekend. She showed us a picture. Cute.
This one time, via Instagram, I learned she was now dating Blind Date.
This one time THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY, said friend texted me a picture of her ENGAGEMENT ring. All excited I asked if they'd set a date.
And this one time IT WAS THE SAME DAY AS OURS.
So this one time Kim followed me as I paced around Winco looking for Kam, all the time threatening to pee on everyone's faces. We talked, my hands shook. Kim took me back to her house and made me dip strawberries and not think about it.
Yesterday I calmed down.
Today I got the obligatory invite on Facebook.
I'm mad again.