Dear Canada (and Canadian post)
I know Americans make fun of you a lot and stuff, but I just want you to know that I would never do that, nor have I ever. So please, please, please do me a solid and take care of my little ring. Bring it home safely, yeah? Okay. Love you...
Ten bucks says it gets here before supposed 2nd-ring-on-upgraded-mail gets here. TEN DOLLARS.